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Ismael the Monk

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PostSubject: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:46 pm

Please, enlighten me as to your new assignment! (aka I want ideas, cause I'm stuck. xD;; )

WHAT ARE ALL THE WAYS YOU CAN DEFEAT A GIGANTIC MONSTER ATTACKING TOWN?

So far, my list is:

1 ) SEND IN YOUR MULTI COLORED TEENAGE GROUP SQUAD WITH ATTITUDE (aka power rangers)
2 ) Trip it.
3 ) GUITAR BATTLE/ USE A GUITAR TO SHRED IT TO DEATH WITH MUSIC
4 ) Summon another monster to battle it
5 ) GET IN YOUR MECH AND TAKE IT OUT
6 ) Call the Army. (pffffffffft HAHAHA)
7 ) USE A GIANT LASER
8 ) USE A BIGGER GIANT LASER
9 ) Ask it nicely to leave town.

Alright. Any more suggestions?
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:15 pm

I have one name for you.

Goku! (Or your preferred Z-warrior.)
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:41 pm

Here is is my contribution.

Call in the Chief.
Call in Sgt. Johnson.
Call in Cthulhu via Scribblnauts
Call in Commander Shepard and the crew of the Normandy.
Call in a Micheal Bay explosion sequence.
Call in a Cloud fangirl swarm with the excuse that the monster has Cloud captive.
Call in Kirby. He'll eat it.
Call in Kanye West. He'll stop it mid-destroying.
Call in Micheal Jackson. He'll BEAT IT!

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Burn half the town and while its running away jab it with a spork.
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:51 am

Yobun wrote:
Here is is my contribution.

Call in the Chief.
Call in Sgt. Johnson.
Call in Cthulhu via Scribblnauts
Call in Commander Shepard and the crew of the Normandy.
Call in a Micheal Bay explosion sequence.
Call in a Cloud fangirl swarm with the excuse that the monster has Cloud captive.
Call in Kirby. He'll eat it.
Call in Kanye West. He'll stop it mid-destroying.
Call in Micheal Jackson. He'll BEAT IT!

And

Burn half the town and while its running away jab it with a spork.

Lawl! On so many levels! I totally support the Shepard one, however, it might not be practial. (Sad)
However, I LOVE the Kanya one. "Hey, monster, I'm real happy for you and Imma letchu finish but...GODZILLA HAS THE BEST CITY DESTRUCTION SCENE EVER!"
Also, The Michael Bay and the fangirls made me lol.
As did the method for removing pubic lice applied to removing giant monsters. XDDDDDDD

Well done Tynan. +10 internets!


ALSO, you could have the monster's mom call and be like "Where are you?! What are you doing?! I told you no more city destroying until your room is clean! Get back here now! No excuses, mister! Now!" and have him mope off back into the ocean or whatever.

You could also have Darth Vader force choke him. XDDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:46 am

Alright! awesome suggestions! =D

We could also:

- Make him solve a Puzzle a la Layton.
- Use fighting game characters SPECIALS to GET HIS HP BAR 199999 COLORS DOWN
- Taunt him with same fighting game characters
- Force push/hold/lightening/PLUSHIES
- Have a YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH quote from Lt. Horatio, making it facepalm itself INTO THE EARTH'S CORE
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:10 am

Th- th-the c-c-core you s-s-s-say.....

-Trembles in angry-

DAMN YOU BURNING BASTARD!!! I WILL SEE TO IT THAT I END YOUR REIGN OF TERROR AND I WILL REDEEM THE NAME OF MY FAMILY THAT YOU HAVE DISHONORED!!! BEFORE, WHEN I WAS YOUNG....Actually unborn at the time until you raped my mother but I WAS STILL YOUNG, I WAS DEFENDLESS. BUT NOW I HAVE AGED AND HAVE GROW MORE POWERFUL. POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DEFEAT YOU. WITH THESE HANDS, I WILL CREATE AND MAINTAIN THE GREATEST SHIP IN THE SKY. WITH MY HEART, I WILL POUR MY RAGE INTO EVERY HOUR I THINK OF YOU. FINALLY, WHEN WE MEET AT LAST, I WILL BUILD UP THE POWER TO DEFEAT YOU AND SHOW YOU MY LOVE, MY ANGRY, AND ALL OF MY SORROW IN ONE GLORIOUS STRIKE OF MY FAMILY: THE FALCON FERRET KICK!!!!!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

Sorry. That was... a tad, should I say, crazied.
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:01 am

Oh, no. Don't be ridiculous. That was perfectly normal.
XDDDDDDDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:40 pm

Yobun wrote:
Th- th-the c-c-core you s-s-s-say.....

-Trembles in angry-

DAMN YOU BURNING BASTARD!!! I WILL SEE TO IT THAT I END YOUR REIGN OF TERROR AND I WILL REDEEM THE NAME OF MY FAMILY THAT YOU HAVE DISHONORED!!! BEFORE, WHEN I WAS YOUNG....Actually unborn at the time until you raped my mother but I WAS STILL YOUNG, I WAS DEFENDLESS. BUT NOW I HAVE AGED AND HAVE GROW MORE POWERFUL. POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DEFEAT YOU. WITH THESE HANDS, I WILL CREATE AND MAINTAIN THE GREATEST SHIP IN THE SKY. WITH MY HEART, I WILL POUR MY RAGE INTO EVERY HOUR I THINK OF YOU. FINALLY, WHEN WE MEET AT LAST, I WILL BUILD UP THE POWER TO DEFEAT YOU AND SHOW YOU MY LOVE, MY ANGRY, AND ALL OF MY SORROW IN ONE GLORIOUS STRIKE OF MY FAMILY: THE FALCON FERRET KICK!!!!!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

Sorry. That was... a tad, should I say, crazied.

Huh. Perhaps Nolan should make a cameo appearance.... xDDDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:14 pm

Damn, I can't think of one...
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PostSubject: Re: Fellow Americans! IN HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU...   Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:15 pm

Wait, got one.

IMA' FIREN' MAH LAZAR!!!!!!
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